7/25/2023 0 Comments Funny words of wisdom with d![]() There's enough dirt in those ears to grow potatoes! There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do. Look at this room! It looks like a pigsty! If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times. Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back. How can you have nothing to wear? Your closet is FULL of clothes! There are starving children all over the world who would be glad to trade places with you. I don't care who started it, I said stop! You must think rules are made to be broken. So what if Sally's mom let her do it? If Sally's mom let her jump off the Empire State Building, would you want me to let you do it too? So it's raining? You're not sugar - you won't melt. Shut the door! I'm not heating the entire neighborhood! It's a hard lesson, but you might as well learn it now. I'm not always going to be around to do these things for you. If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. If I want your opinion I'll ask for it! I hope you don't kiss me with that mouth! I don't buy snacks to feed the neighborhood! You can't start the day on an empty stomach. Put that down! You don't know where it's been! Do not put that in your mouth you do not know where it has been! I would have never talked to MY mother like that! Going to a party? Will the parents be home? Going to a party? Who's going to be there? Going to a party? Leave a phone number in case I need to call. Call me when you get there, just so I know you're okay. ![]() At work my mind's on the children, at home I think of the office. No child of MINE would do something like that. All I do is follow you around, picking up after you like some maid. You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem. No, I don't know where your socks are, its not my day to watch them! Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up? Are your hands broken? Pick it up yourself! I'm not your maid! Pick that up before somebody trips on it and breaks their neck! You can't find it? Well, I can't find it for you - I'm not the maid! I didn't ask who put it there, I said "Pick it up!" ![]() I'm going to give you until the count of three. I don't care what all the other kids get to do. Put your sweater on don’t you think I know when you are cold? The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Go to your room and think about what you did! You can't find it? Well, where did you leave it last? If you don't learn how to cook, no one is going to want to marry you. Always wear clean underwear in case you get in an accident. You won't be happy until you break that, will you? When you have your own house then you can make the rules! When you have kids of your own you'll understand. If you're too sick to go to school, you're too sick to play outside. If you're too full to finish your dinner, you're too full for dessert. If you could stay out last night, you can get up this morning. If God had wanted you to have holes in your ears (… tongue, eyebrows.) He would have put them there! Eat your vegetables, they're good for you. If you know a momism we missed, please let us know!) predictable mom Either way, remember to do as mom says! Get advice from: If you're a momma's girl or boy, we bet you've already been on the receiving end of a bunch of these edicts from on high. If you're a mom, chances are you'll find a few gems here to add to your already large repertoire. now 203 pearls of mommy wisdom and counting. Where would we be today without all those pearls of mothering wisdom, passed down through the ages from mothers to their children, and from our moms to us? Just in time for Mother's Day, in honor of all the times our moms have shared their advice and tried to help us be better people, we've recollected, collected and collated all their motherly sayings into a gigantic list o' momisms.
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